SOMETIMES YOU MAKE SOME DECISIONS SO GOOD THEY DESERVE TO BE SHOUTED FROM THE ROOFTOPS. HOWEVER DUE TO THE ONGOING CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC I, LIKE SO MANY OF US, DO NOT CURRENTLY HAVE ACCESS TO A ROOFTOP.
INSTEAD I WOULD LIKE TO DETAIL SOME EXCITING UPDATES TO HOW OUR ORGANIZATION IS ORGANIZATED RIGHT HERE ON THE INTERNET, FOR EVERYONE, INCLUDING OUR EMPLOYEES, TO SEE AND REACT TO ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
AS THE SCORPION OFFERS IN THE SCORPION: IN HIS OWN WORDS, “ I WAS EXERCISING MY RIGHTS. IS IT MY FAULT THAT THE FROG WAS RIGGED TO SINK? THE WHOLE NARRATIVE AROUND THIS MAKES ME LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF MONSTER.”
SOME OF THESE CHANGES MAY BE CONSIDERED CONTROVERSIAL BY A CERTAIN SUBSECTION OF THE COMMENTARIAT, BUT LIKE THE SCORPION, AND EVEN CHRIST, WE ALL MUST FORGE OUR OWN PATH.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR SEXUALITY AT THE DOOR 🌈
I LOVE THE BIRDCAGE, AND THERE’S AT LEAST A FEW GUYS ON THE LEADERSHIP TEAM WHO HAVE NEVER JOINED US AT THE STRIP CLUB (EVEN THE ZOOM ONES). HOWEVER, LIKE THE IRISH HAVE SAINT PATRICKS DAY LETS KEEP ALL THE RAINBOWS TO ONE DAY A YEAR. PLEASE LIASE WITH MARKETING FOR APPROPRIATE TIMES TO EXPRESS ON TWITTER BOTH HOW GAY YOU ARE AND HOW MUCH OUR COMPANY APPRECIATES GAY PAGEVIEWS.
BLACK LIVES MATTER 🖤
CASE CLOSED. CAN’T WE JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT? WHAT MORE EVEN NEEDS TO BE SAID? HAVING TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS IS MAKING ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
NO MORE COMMITTEES 👨🎨
WHEN YOU DELEGATE ALL YOU GET IS BAD DECISIONS. I TRIED ASKING OTHER PEOPLES OPINIONS RECENTLY AND THEY WERE SO TERRIBLE I DECIDED TO MAKE SURE NOBODY ELSES OPINION EVER MATTERED AGAIN. ITS A REAL LOAD OFF MY MIND.
NO MORE TALKING ABOUT OUR COLLAPSING SOCIETY 🚀
SOCIETIES COLLAPSE. IT IS 100% NORMAL AND PART OF THE NATURAL CYCLE. BUT BEFORE THAT HAPPENS WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN. IF I WANTED TO STOP SOCIETAL COLLAPSE I WOULD HAVE STARTED A POLITICAL PARTY OR A REVOLUTION. IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DO SO, BUT DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME AND NOT IN OUR SLACK CHANNELS. AND ALSO GO WORK SOMEWHERE ELSE.
NO MORE TALKING ABOUT “MISTAKES” 🦂
I DONT MAKE MISTAKES SO I CERTAINLY DO NOT LIKE BEING REMINDED ABOUT THEM. REALLY THERES NO SUCH THING AS A MISTAKE, JUST CREATING OPPORTUNITIES TO LEARN. AND ONCE LEARNED THERES NO POINT IN GOING BACK OVER IT AND THINKING ABOUT WHETHER THE “CORRECT” (WHAT DOES THAT WORD EVEN MEAN?) DECISION WAS MADE AT THE TIME, OR MAKING A CHANGE IN LIGHT OF NEW INFORMATION. LIVE IN THE NOW. AFTER ALL, THE PAST IS JUST A STORY WE TELL OURSELVES! LETS TELL BETTER STORIES.
CHANGE IS HARD. I KNOW BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT IT. BUT SOMEONE HAS TO BRAVE ENOUGH TO TAKE DECISIVE ACTION. YOU CAN STRUGGLE THROUGH! GO TEAM!
